I had a nightmare about black Friday last night. I guess you know you are in retail when shopping wakes you up at night in a cold sweat. In my dream our computer failed and people were getting angry because they couldn't check out. I ended up just locking people in the store so that they wouldn't leave before I could get my computer fixed. Just for future reference, don't lock people in anywhere. A hostage situation is not the best sales tactic.
So I got to wash my hair this morning, which was good because it was starting to dread. Red dreads -- you'd still read my blog right?