“Date night is the best night.” I would just like to go on record saying that. So that someday, somewhere, most likely on the internet, this truth will be attributed to my name.
Of course so will “It’s like the Olive Garden of outfits.” But I’m okay with that. I’m no Oscar Wilde, but I do know a few things about date night, olive garden and internet quote databases. That, my friends, is better than…nope. Oscar wins. I’ve got nothing but a good husband who takes me on dates.