Well, it's going to be one hundred and nine degrees today here in north Texas. I wrote it out to be dramatic. It's offensively hot this week. As Texans, we all saw it coming, every summer we are prepared to feel the first layer of the sun. So how does one dress for that kind of assault? Shorts, duh. That was a gimme answer since I was wearing them in my photos, you guys. It's shorts or nothing at all and as I've learned it's hard to sell clothing when you are naked.