This year marks my ten year Sweet Sixteen anniversary. (I will mourn the loss of my youth a little closer to my birthday in October.) I had the best sweet sixteen party -- P. Diddy was there, I got two Range Rovers, MTV filmed it. You know, just a regular girl turning one year older at a regular party with cake, cash money and door prizes.
Just kidding. I think I went to a football game with friends for my 16th birthday. And then I took a nap and went to the DMV with my mom to get my license. And by my mom, I mean P.Diddy.
My girl Jentine of My Edit made a very important public service announcement on her blog this weekend and I feel like I need to do the same. We stumbled upon this flyer in our neighborhood:
You guys, Satan's poodle is lost and we need to find it. It escaped from the dark side and is wondering the streets hungry, looking for souls. The picture of the dog is great, I'll know that dog when I see it but the description however needs a little help. It just says "Dog White Poodle." Now come on -- this isn't just any dog white poodle, this is a dog white poodle with diamond eyes. I mean just look at those beauties.
We've got to find this dog white poodle and fast.
You guys, Satan's poodle is lost and we need to find it. It escaped from the dark side and is wondering the streets hungry, looking for souls. The picture of the dog is great, I'll know that dog when I see it but the description however needs a little help. It just says "Dog White Poodle." Now come on -- this isn't just any dog white poodle, this is a dog white poodle with diamond eyes. I mean just look at those beauties.
We've got to find this dog white poodle and fast.
I love this outfit! I love the lace top with the fun and flirty pink skirt. Great combo!
ReplyDeleteThat whole dog white poodle thing made me laugh so hard my husband kept glancing nervously at me. He's probably wondering if I'm hearing voices.
Kendi, this post cracked me up. That dog is scary and if you see it feasting on souls, don't look into it's diamond eyes.
ReplyDeletei love this post.
ReplyDeletefor my sixteenth, i think i just watched a movie with my friends. i love the hot pink skirt, you really do look great in that color. the poodle is hilarious. but really i do hope he finds its owner.
xxL
Oh my...
ReplyDeleteSometimes, when we're sleeping, our sweet puppy sits by our bed and gives us the Jedi mind trick by staring at us until we wake up to tell us he has to go out. I feel like if this Dog White Poodle did the same, I'd wake up without a soul. Poor, creepy pup.
You never fail to crack me up!!
ReplyDeleteAnd there's the movies "28 Days" and "28 Days Later." You could use those!
Aw crap, the dog white poodle part made me laugh so hard my husband made me read it out loud to him. And I couldn't do it. I could never read past the first "dog white poodle" without breaking down. You deserve an award.
ReplyDeleteOh my, I needed to laugh, and I actually laughed to tears just now. Thanks!
ReplyDeletei love your entire outfit!!
ReplyDeletehaha you're right, that dog has got some diamond eyes
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YOUR birthday is in october? MY birthday is in october!!
ReplyDeleteit's a sign. a sign that one day my remixing skills can catch up to yours.
This is the epitome of cuteness.
ReplyDeleteDo you mind sharing what exactly you're wearing under the lace top? I've the same top but it has been sitting in my closet cuz I don't know how to wear it.
ReplyDeletehahahaha that poodle.
ReplyDeleteI hope someone finds the dog white poodle. this cracks me UP. I did not have a sweet 16, not that it really mattered to me. a birfday's a birfday and I still don't have my license 10 years after my 16th birthday... OY. Your pictures make me all warm and fuzzy inside. TMI? truth hurts/is akward.
Emily
I love that whenever I'm in a foul mood, I check out KendiEveryday and can count on a pick-me-up!! Satan's dog is totally creepy!! Avoid the diamond eyes!!
ReplyDeleteGreat outfit! I went to the beach for my 16th birthday and I had a stomach virus and ended up in the emergency clinic. I'd like to have my 16th over!!
PS. why does my word verification never show up??!! Argghhhhh!!
You're killing me. Satan's dog... bahahahaha. Super cute outfit.
ReplyDeleteMelanie@UnravelledThreads
bahahahahahaha seriously still laughing. love it. satan's poodle... hahaha
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh can't stop laughing... that dog is freaky!
ReplyDeletelol the poodle made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteand this kinda reminds me of Mad Men. Maybe it's because my Tylenol PM is kicking in?
And little known fact--I was at one of the Sweet Sixteen bdays for a certain celeb's son. but i'm nowhere in the episode(well not a good shot or anything)! argh.
Oh how you make me laugh. That dog gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteBut you look gorgeous, I love your lace top pretty lady!
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"By mom I mean P. DIddy!" lmao
ReplyDeleteI love the flower ring!
OMG, your commentary about that dog is gold! LOL
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahha, Satan's poodle!! Hi-lar-ious.
ReplyDeleteLove the outfit by the way :)
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I am STILL laughing about that poor lost dog white poodle... truly, truly the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. LOVING those sunglasses, though :)
ReplyDeleteAww haha that poor dog! He needs a makeover :D
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha I just read the first line bellow the photo of the poster and I laughed out loud! I had to share it!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, Kendi!
And you look gorgeous!
Oh, you are so cute. I love the expressions you make in your photos. And the fact that you shared Satan's pooch with us. :)
ReplyDeletei almost peed myself when i read "satan's dog". hilarious.
ReplyDeletelove love LOVE this outfit.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing at that amazing flyer! Thanks for another entertaining post, I love reading your blog! I also own this F21 shirt and have been looking for ways to style it, so thanks for the inspiration...
ReplyDeleteFirst time commenter....I must say, How could I not have found you sooner? Your sense of style is magnificent and your humor is great! Adore this outfit, The romantic yet casual feel to it has me drooling! Can't wait to see more! I also added you to my blogroll....
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Dog white poodles are the new "it" accessory. And that one does have diamond eyes... Even better.
ReplyDeleteLove the pink skirt!
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WOW I think I love you today....not in a weird creepy way. In a hilarious BFF way. I laughed to tears and the hubs thinks I'm nuts! I cannot read "dog white poodle without cracking up. Oh, and the outfit is fantastic!
ReplyDeletethis outfit is the epitome of cute, I love it!
ReplyDeletebut I don't love satan's poodle, he is going to haunt my nightmares...
-anna
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I got a KoRn shirt and ate waaaaay too much Chinese Food on my 16th birthday. 3 cheers for honesty ;)
ReplyDeleteadorable outfit, love hot pink and black together...I've been known to buy products just for that color combo on their packaging (I know, I know).
ReplyDeletealways a pleasure reading your hilarious posts, too.
thanks for your sweet reply to my note, have a great day
Alessandra
pretty lace top and skirt..ammana buy a pink skirt too hehe.
ReplyDeleteThat lace top is so pretty and so cute and girly when paired with the pink skirt. Matches the 'sweet sixteen' heading.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably going to have nightmares about Dog White Poodle.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving this outfit though! It's impressive that you're creating such cute combos with so few items :.)
I'm not surprised to learn that Satan owns a white poodle. It's just too perfect.
ReplyDeleteThat lace top is SUCH fun.
oooh, i saw that poodle out last night eating the souls of small children. i knew i should have done something. damnit.
ReplyDeleteThis post makes me crack up! But I have to say I LOVE your skirt and the outfit totally matches the title.I would have killed to wear that outfit for my Sweet Sixteen, which also consisted of something so special, I can't even remember it anymore! Super cute. I also have an obsession with hot pink and black!
ReplyDeleteThis post had me peeing my pants in laughter. Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteMe and my husband we laughing out loud! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love the skirt. That's the kind of skirt that makes a bad day not so bad.
Love your sweet 16 look! Come by and check out my #17!
ReplyDeletexx Vivian @ http://diamondsandtulle.blogspot.com
Congratulations! You are the first person in the history of the planet to use the words "Satan" and "poodle" in the same sentence!
ReplyDeletepeople are looking at me cause I just laughed really loudly....
ReplyDeleteI love that ring and that lace top!
I am racking my brain and I cannot remember what I did for my 16th, except go to get my drivers license first thing in the morning!
Wowzer do I adore thsi outfit! Great one!
ReplyDeletelove the outfit post.
ReplyDeletethat poodle picture freaked me out. i laughed so hard at the accompanying text but those diamond eyes are definitely going to haunt my dreams tonight! :P
Your blog is fantastic! I follow you.
ReplyDeleteKisses from Tenerife, Canary Island, Spain
That dog white poodle reminds me of Jafar's snake staff in Aladdin. Freaking scary!
ReplyDelete17, going on 18 (from Sound of Music!). Do it!
ReplyDeleteThat's such an amazing outfit! My fave so far!!
ReplyDeleteThis might be my favourite so far of your 30 for 30...or at least in the top 5! It'd be too hard to pic a fave :P
ReplyDeleteDefinitely very sweet! I love how you're rocking the hot pink in your 30 for 30 so far, Kendi.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the masses that this post made crack up! I'm sitting here at work trying not to giggle outloud!
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh so hard! I'm at work right now publicly humiliating myself and I don't care :) so worth the outward laughter!
ReplyDeleteh.
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